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An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems

An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing. He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses. He decides to show her that something is amiss with her hearing.

He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, switches it on, and yells below, knowing she’s in the kitchen. “Honey, what’s for supper?” No response. He went downstairs and yelled. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response.

He entered the living room and yelled again. “Honey, what’s for supper?” No response.

He even stands just outside the kitchen and yells. “What’s for supper?” and yet no response. Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks “Honey. What’s for supper?!”

She turns around and says “Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”

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