The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
‘Lady of my dreams,
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as ‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’
Story: A Man Comes Home Late One Night
A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife.
“In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!”
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
“Do you have golden chairs?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have golden glasses?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have golden beer?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have a golden urinal?”
“Hold on.”
On the other end, she hears “I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”